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INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

October 22, 2008 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.

WOMEN SHOULD BE MAKING BABIES

June 22, 2021October 21, 2008 by Ed Anger

…and not delivering them! I’m madder than a surgeon with a rusty scalpel – I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found the old sawbones I’ve been going to for 40 years had hung up his stethoscope – and his replacement was a woman.

SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX

October 8, 2008 by Ed Anger

I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?”

Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's

September 29, 2008 by Carl Woodward

JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.

Ed Anger Endorses John McCain For President!

August 21, 2008 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than A-Rod’s wife at a day-long Madonna concert. Can someone please explain to me why a Barack Obama presidency would be good for you and me? Me? I don’t get it.

The Security Of Common Sense

August 18, 2008 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a porcupine stuck in a thorn bush over the fact that, these days, you can’t get on a plane without a driver’s license or passport.

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