Opinion Archives

ED ANGER SAYS: ENOUGH CARTOON MONKEY BUSINESS!

February 20, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!

February 18, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

February 16, 2009 by Ed Anger

All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!

February 11, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!

February 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!

February 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!

February 4, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!

February 2, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!

January 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.

January 28, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!