Opinion Archives

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

February 26, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

February 25, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m as fired up as a wooden Indian outside a burning drugstore about last night’s big speech.

February 23, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!

February 20, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a chimp without his Xanax about that monkey cartoon!

February 18, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

February 16, 2009 by Ed Anger

All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!

February 11, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!

February 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!

February 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!

February 4, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!