PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!
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MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.
MANIGATOR TERRORISES MACY'S DAY PARADE
NEW YORK, NY – Macy’s 150th annual Thanksgiving Day Parade drew thousands to New York City yesterday including one unwelcome guest, Manigator.
FAT CAT DEBUTS TURBACONDUCKEN
STAMFORD, CT – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, debuted a new entrée just in time for Thanksgiving.
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
BAT BOY HATES PROP 8
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
WORLD'S FATTEST CAT HEATS UP 'TOP CHEF'
NEW YORK, NY – Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, continues her successful string of reality TV appearances by starring on the hit cooking competition show, Top Chef.