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STANFORD FOUND BY BAT BOY

February 20, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

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ARLINGTON, VA – Billionaire-on-the-run Allen Stanford has been located and taken into custody, all thanks to Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, bat guano, batboy

BATNEY'S BACK AT NO. 1

December 11, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Britney Spears’ “Circus” has topped the charts this week, and she is ready to celebrate!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags barry weiss, Bat Boy, bat guano, batney, britney, britney spears, britneyspears, Central Park, circus, mosquitoes, mutant, new york city

BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA

November 28, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags baltimore, Bat Boy, bat guano, batboy, best buy, christmas, christmas tree, guano, mall santa, maryland, rock band 2, santa, santa claus, wall-e

JOAQUIN AND BAT BOY MAKE SWEET MUSIC

November 10, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!

Categories Celebs Tags Bat Boy, bat guano, batboy, california, joaquin phoenix, joaquin phoenix's music, joaquin's music, los angeles, mosquitoes, yoko ono
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