BALTIMORE – A bleach fight broke out in a Maryland Wal-Mart.
HARBAUGH HUG
Las Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on whether the Harbaugh brothers will hug or handshake at the start of the Super Bowl.
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PHANTOM ALERT
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.
SWEARING AT GOD IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.
BAT BOY SCARES MALL SANTA
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.