And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus … READ MORE
Purrtastic Discovery: Cats Unveiled as Intergalactic Beings with Alien DNA A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic Research Institute discovered that many of our beloved house cats are not quite what they seem. According to their groundbreaking research published today, our feline … READ MORE
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman Bishara in what is believed to be man’s first encounter with a prehistoric life-form! That’s the word from Dr. Bo Goodlatt, who says that the … READ MORE
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as having razor-sharp teeth, glowing eyes, and the ability to suck the life out of their prey. The chupacabras have been spotted attacking local farms, leaving … READ MORE
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – PETA’s solution to the use of a live groundhog for predicting the coming of spring? Build a robotic one!
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses say that over the last three weeks, the pack of dogs grew from two to over forty. At first, the authorities thought it … READ MORE
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab are slowly turning into torrents of ice…soon to be snow – a lot of it. The truck makes its way through the maelstrom. It’s thirty … READ MORE
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, California has now rolled out a new trend that’s spreading like wildfire: Monster Marriage Counseling. Started by Dr. Hans Zupp, the counseling service now has … READ MORE
HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite so unusual as the lonely creature that roams these beautiful South Pacific beaches at night, ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN! “He’s a beachcomber you don’t want to meet,” … READ MORE