It’s official – he’s HUGE! Meet the world’s biggest cat!
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE!
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is …
cats
OBAMACARE COVERS CATS AND DOGS
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT
After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.
WORLD SCARIEST CAT
At a major cat show, this Don Sphynx cat is universally considered – the world’s scariest cat.
FISHER CATS ON KILLING SPREE IN THE BERKSHIRES
RICHMOND, MA – Killer Fisher Cats are attacking cats, dogs, bears, horses and humans in the Berkshires. Locals are advised to stay indoors!
CHRIS BROWN FIRES UZI AT NEIGHBORS
LOS ANGELES – Chris Brown’s neighbors hate his guts. He couldn’t take it anymore, so he started shooting.
ANIMALS REACT TO CASEY ANTHONY VERDICT
Animals around the world were shocked as well. Casey better stay away from zoos for a while.