“’REGULAR’ LIZARD IS TINY GODZILLA!”
A Matter of Scale! At first it looked like an ordinary lizard. “A garden lizard,” said Elaine Barrow, 13. “I see them all the time. This one had a slightly … READ MORE
Mutants
THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY
Much to the shock of the financial world, it has been discovered the Yeti are behind the current worldthe explosion in cryptocurrencies. Jeffrey Ness is the current head of the … READ MORE
LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS!
Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the US Congress. Scientists have revealed that Eric Golladay (R-ID), a first-term Congressman who was elected … READ MORE
BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!
SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE
BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, … READ MORE
ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!
“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But … READ MORE
PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE!
Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, the super-intelligent primate and current campaign manager for Bat Boy’s presidential bid, was used to … READ MORE
BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!
PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE
BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK.
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his … READ MORE
GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY!
MONSTERS GOTTA MONSTER! Godzilla and Mothra have tangled again and again over the years. In 1964, the giant moth was getting the best of the giant lizard but was eventually … READ MORE