GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
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ISRAELI MERMAIDS SEEN ONSHORE
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KIRYAT YAM, ISRAEL – There are multiple reports of Israeli mermaids coming onshore.
GHOST KICKED OUT OF CEMETERY
PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!
DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.
BAT BOY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
[mpoverlay]CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR'S BALL
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.