BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!! START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
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Bat Boy Found in West Virginia Cave 30 Years Ago!!
Americans Push to Make June 23rd National Bat Boy Day! Supporters Encouraged to Contact Elected Representativesto Voice Support for a National Bat Boy Day New York, NY – June 23, 2022 – Weekly World News (WWN) celebrates the 30thanniversary of its ground-breaking June 23, 1992 cover story “Bat Child Found In Cave.”WWN introduced the half-human, … READ MORE
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my way to Bondi Beach when the earth began to tremble violently,” eighteen-year-old bike repairman Rolf Steadman told Weekly World News. “Sidewalks buckled and cracked, rolling … READ MORE
A REAL COPY CAT!
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered an enormous, 11-foot-long egg – and they believe it may have been laid by the giant reptile known as the Lake Erie monster! “The egg is similar to those lizards, but by our estimates, the animal that laid it has … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to go ahead with her wedding to Zack Porter (a zombie!) last month. WWN was invited to the wedding and it turned out to be one … READ MORE
CLASSIC MONSTER RETIREMENT HOME EXPANDS CAMPUS!
WELCOMES THE CLASS OF THE 1950S. Entering the 2,000 plus acres Monster Retirement home after dark is like entering a different world, several different worlds, in fact. This reporter is riding in the only car on campus, a sleek 1930s limo driven by Frankenstein’s monster, for VIP tours, exclusively. Riding shotgun is Dracula. In the … READ MORE
FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER!
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly mistake — he netted a mermaid and ate her for dinner! “I didn’t know,” says the distraught fisherman. He has fished the waters near Tiverton, … READ MORE
REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew he was vampire!” “But everyone thought that was over. That Vladdy-Joe was in hiding – permanently. But it looks like he has returned!” said Transill … READ MORE
BAT BOY WAS CREATED BY U.S. GOVERNMENT!
BAT BOY STRONGLY DENIES THIS ACCUSATION, HIRES PH.D. APE AS HIS LAWYER. FREDERICK, MD — According to zoologist, Dr. Julio Chanduri, the mystery surrounding an American icon has been solved. Dr. Chanduri claims the half-bat, half-human mutant hero, Bat Boy, was the result of a secret government experiment. Dr. Chanduri claims the “Bat Boy” experiment … READ MORE