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“’REGULAR’ LIZARD IS TINY GODZILLA!”

April 21, 2021March 2, 2021 by Boyce Day

A Matter of Scale! At first it looked like an ordinary lizard. “A garden lizard,” said Elaine Barrow, 13. “I see them all the time. This one had a slightly … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Godzilla, pygmy

THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY

January 29, 2021January 25, 2021 by Dr. Magnus Bell

Much to the shock of the financial world, it has been discovered the Yeti are behind the current worldthe explosion in cryptocurrencies. Jeffrey Ness is the current head of the … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags crypto, cryptocurrency, yeti

LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS!

January 18, 2021 by Boyce Day

Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the US Congress. Scientists have revealed that Eric Golladay (R-ID), a first-term Congressman who was elected … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags congress, lake erie monster, loch ness monster

BAT BOY GOES CAROLING!

June 14, 2021December 24, 2020 by Frank Lake

SINGING HIS HEART OUT FOR EVERYONE IN THE WWN UNIVERSE! Bat Boy, who is still getting over his loss in the 2020 election, was back in West Virginia today. He … READ MORE

Categories Mutants Tags Bat Boy, christmas

BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!

June 22, 2021November 11, 2020 by Tammy Pescatelli

Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags babies, Bigfoot

ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!

September 22, 2020 by Tammy Pescatelli

“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags masks, zombies

PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE!

September 8, 2020 by Boyce Day

Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, the super-intelligent primate and current campaign manager for Bat Boy’s presidential bid, was used to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags phd ape

BAT BOY NAILS COGNITIVE TEST!

August 7, 2020 by Frank Lake

PERSON, WOMAN, BAT, CAMERA, WINGS! President Trump challenged his competitors Joe Biden and Bat Boy to take a cognitive test. Since Donald Trump “aced” his test and identified an elephant … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, Bat Boy 2020

BIGFOOT ACCEPTS! BAT BOY COMMITS TO HIS VP PICK.

July 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, Bat Boy 2020, Bigfoot

GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY!

June 4, 2020June 4, 2020 by Boyce Day

MONSTERS GOTTA MONSTER! Godzilla and Mothra have tangled again and again over the years.  In 1964, the giant moth was getting the best of the giant lizard but was eventually … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Godzilla, Social Distancing
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