I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
ED ANGER SAYS, "BUST THE UNIONS!"
I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!
ED ANGER SAYS, "HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!"
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!