I’m madder than a goose sucked into a jet engine! So the White House had the great idea to take pictures of the President’s plane flying over New York.
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE PEREZ HILTON!
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!
ED ANGER SAYS: THE WHITE HOUSE HAS GONE TO THE DOGS!
I’m madder than a tomcat in a puppy mill! I hear the Communist-in-Chief got a new dog – and it’s already signed a deal to write a book!
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!
ED ANGER SAYS: HIPPIES CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING!
I’m as frustrated as a pygmy at a Knicks game! Those damn hippies told us pollution was bad. They made us stop littering – which took the fun out of family car trips!
