I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
Ed Anger
ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
ED ANGER SAYS: SOTOMAYOR IS NO HOT TAMALE!
I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.
ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!
Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends!
ED ANGER SAYS: HANDS OFF MY CHEERIOS!
I’m madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists! Now I’ve heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a “drug”!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE STATUE IS A CRAPPY IDEA!
I’m madder than a plucked pigeon! Did you hear they’re building a statue to Al Gore, down in Tennessee? It’s enough to make Michelangelo lose his marbles!
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
ED ANGER SAYS: BIDEN NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?