WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
Frank Lake
A LOVE HATE BIRTHDAY
SEATTLE – Courtney Love attacks daughter on her 18th birthday via Twitter. There’s nothing like a Love mother.
THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION
DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
NATIONAL RECALL DAY!
WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th, “National Recall Day.” So… send it back!
BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY
CHICAGO – On the same night jurors acquitted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of all but one charge, they won the $64 million Powerball lottery.
U.S. NEWS and WORLD REPORT COLLEGE RANKINGS: UNJ #1
US News and World Report released its 2011 Best Colleges list and the University of New Jersey is #1 in the country.
NJ HOUSEWIVES GONE WILD!
WAYNE, NJ – New Jersey Housewives are out-of-control. The war is on. They’re going to the mattresses!
