ORLANDO, FL – An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.
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THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION
DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.
FIND A JOB, ON MARS!
RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!
SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.