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UNEMPLOYED SUPERHEROES!

April 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

ORLANDO, FL –  An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags campaign, cape, Central Florida, superheroes, unemployed

THE UNEMPLOYED FORM A UNION

August 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags AFL-CIO, Andy Stern, David Axelrod, job, job hunting, job search, jobs, president obama, rahm emanuel, SEIU, unemployed, unemployment

FIND A JOB, ON MARS!

August 4, 2010 by Frank Lake

RED PLANET –  Good news for the unemployed.  There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, job search, mars, martians, match.com, tin-foil hats, unemployed

SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS

July 21, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags harry reid, olympia snowe, senate majority leader, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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