ORLANDO, FL – An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.
DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.
RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.