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RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.
DOCTORS WON’T TAKE FAT PATIENTS!
WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!
CHILEAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO SWAP WIVES WITH OBAMA
SANTIAGO, Chile – Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.
OBAMA’S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
OBAMAS GO TO CARNEVALE
RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!
OBAMA QUITS SMOKING, STARTS DRINKING
WASHINGTON – President Obama has finally quit smoking! But now, he’s drinking like a fish.
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
FIRST LADY IN RED
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama’s red dress sent a clear warning to China last night.
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
ROBERT GIBBS RESIGNS
WASHINGTON, DC – WH Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, resigned today because Michelle Obama was not happy that he leaked information about her pregnancy.
