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African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency of the United States!
LOS ANGELES – ABC has just announced the next Bachelor: Lamar Hurd of Portland, Oregon, the show’s first bachelor of color.
HOUSTON – President Obama is dismantling the U.S. Space Program, but NASA is in desperate need of astronauts.
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
HOUSTON – YouTube sensation, Jacob Tucker, 5′ 10″, won the NCAA Dunk Contest.
HOUSTON, TX – Amazed scientists have discovered two new planets 1,300 light-years away, and one of them is the exact twin of Earth in every detail.
UPDATE: Carl Landry of the Houston Rockets was shot in the leg early this morning during a failed robbery. Was the same leprechaun from Plaxico Burress’ injury involved?
HOUSTON, TX – Billionaire energy mogul T. Boone Pickens has announced a revolutionary alien technology as the next step in the campaign for US energy independence.
BREAKING NEWS: In a new study, scientists are researching the missing link between fish and land animals.