ASTRONOMERS FIND ICE ON DWARF
Astronomers recently discovered that the dwarf planet 2007 OR10 – nicknamed ‘Snow White’ – is an icy world, with about half its surface covered in ice.
Monthly Archives: August 2011
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
GADDAFI ESCAPES TO VENEZUELA
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. He escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
MANHATTAN EARTHQUAKE
NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.
PIPPA MIDDLETON LOVE TRIANGLE
LONDON – Pippa has two aggressive suitors: banker Alex Loudon and Prince Harry. Who will win her heart?
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS “A DANDY”
BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
ALIEN SPACESHIPS CLOSING IN ON EARTH
NASA confirmed that alien spaceships are on track to arrive in Earth’s atmosphere at the end of November, 2011.
STUDY: MOST WOMEN HAVE TOXIC FRIENDS
A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.
SCIENTISTS CREATE ALLIGATOR-CHICKENS
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!
QADDAFI HIRES STYLIST
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.
