Astronomers recently discovered that the dwarf planet 2007 OR10 – nicknamed ‘Snow White’ – is an icy world, with about half its surface covered in ice.
Monthly Archives: August 2011
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. He escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
NEW YORK CITY – An earthquake hit Manhattan this afternoon. Donald Trump’s hair didn’t move.
LONDON – Pippa has two aggressive suitors: banker Alex Loudon and Prince Harry. Who will win her heart?
BEIJING – Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
NASA confirmed that alien spaceships are on track to arrive in Earth’s atmosphere at the end of November, 2011.
A new study on relationships revealed that 84% of women have poisonous relationships.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.