Angry Gators protest on Wall Street
TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!
WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies …
alligators
SCIENTISTS CREATE ALLIGATOR-CHICKENS
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Harvard scientists are mixing chicken DNA with alligator DNA!
CAT VS. GATOR
FLORIDA – In a trailer park there was a showdown between a cat and an alligator. Guess who won?
GATOR STUCK IN MANHOLE
CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.