May 2011

CLINTON GETS OSAMA'S PORN STASH

May 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!

May 15, 2011 by Tap Vann

KATMANDU – A Nepali mountaineer, “Super Sherpa”, climbed Mount Everest for a record 21st time.

June 15, 2021May 14, 2011 by Tap Vann

TOLEDO, OH – Thousands of dead walleye fish have been washing up on shores of Lake Erie.

May 14, 2011 by Tap Vann

SAO JOSE – A runaway bull smashes its way out of a small clothes shop in Brazil!

May 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

May 13, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!

May 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

LONDON – Royal insiders have confirmed that Pippa Middleton has just filmed a porn film!

May 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

WISE, VA – Jessica Gilliam, a WWN reader, has provided this eyewitness account of a close encounter with a UFO.

May 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.

May 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

HUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, AZ — Swiss adventurer Yves Rossy has completed a flight over the Grand Canyon.