WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
Month: May 2011
SUPER SHERPA
KATMANDU – A Nepali mountaineer, “Super Sherpa”, climbed Mount Everest for a record 21st time.
OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!
SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!
OBAMA ACTION FIGURE
WASHINGTON – To honor Barack Obama, The White House released a Barack Obama Navy Seal doll!
UFO SPOTTED OVER VIRGINIA
WISE, VA – Jessica Gilliam, a WWN reader, has provided this eyewitness account of a close encounter with a UFO.
CANNIBAL TURNED IN BY DINNER GUEST
SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.
WATCH JETMAN FLY OVER GRAND CANYON
HUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, AZ — Swiss adventurer Yves Rossy has completed a flight over the Grand Canyon.