As POTUS, Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
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POLICE CAPTURE STUFFED TIGER
SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.
CANNIBAL TURNED IN BY DINNER GUEST
SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.
STOLEN BEES
LONDON – Thousands of bees that were part of a million dollar research project have been stolen!
WATER-POWERED JETPACK IS HERE!
TORONTO – The water-powered jetpack is ready for lift-off and now available for consumers!
CELL PHONE GUN
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.
MANIGATOR UPSETS MCCAIN RALLY
KEY LARGO, FL – Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”