As POTUS, Donald Trump has solved Scranton’s financial woes… He bought the entire town!
SOUTHAMPTON, U.K. – An elite squad of U.K. officers successfully captured a stuffed tiger.
SWITZERLAND – A cannibal has been arrested after his “dinner guest” changed his mind and called the cops.
LONDON – Thousands of bees that were part of a million dollar research project have been stolen!
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.