STAN LEE SUED BY SUPERHEROES
NEW YORK, NY – Several real-life superheroes claiming to be the inspiration for years of Marvel Comics work are seeking $750 million in back pay from Stan Lee.
Monthly Archives: January 2009
ED ANGER SAYS: U.S. FIRST, ARABS SECOND!
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!
BANKRUPT ICELAND TURNS TO OLD GODS
REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – After the shattering of their economy and resignation of the Prime Minister, Iceland has turned to their old Norse gods for help.
GATOR STUCK IN MANHOLE
CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.
IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.
JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEIGHT GAIN SUPPORT
PEMBROKE PINES, FL – Following a charity concert that served a buffet of criticism over her appearance, Jessica Simpson has turned to an old friend for support – Tonya!
OBAMA INAUGURATION UFO SPOTTED!
An unidentified object flying over President Obama’s inauguration ceremony was caught on camera by CNN.
ED ANGER SAYS: CANADA GEESE ARE FREELOADERS
My fellow Americans, if you’re like me, you’re so sick of politics you could puke up a kidney. It’s like my TV’s got only one channel and it’s an Urkel marathon.
MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
GOP LEADERS PROTEST STIMULUS PACKAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – After criticizing the economic stimulus plan, Republicans have chained themselves to doors of the Capital Building to block its passing.
