Two and a Half Men Archives

ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

February 21, 2012 by Andy Smith

The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.

November 30, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.

September 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.

August 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.

March 19, 2011 by Tap Vann

Men across the country are now getting The Charlie Sheen Tattoo. And… they’re winning!

March 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

Check out this mash-up of Charlie Sheen “Winning”.

March 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.

February 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.

January 28, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

BEVERLY HILLS – Hollywood can relax. The briefcase containing Charlie Sheen’s cocaine supply has been found!

January 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.