curses

CURSED TEXTS LEFT UNTRANSLATED!

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Professors Warn: Cuts in Funding and Tenure Cause Havoc! Ancient Evils REMAIN A SECRET! Recent labor strife at colleges and universities has unmasked long-term issues in academia,. From low wages, precarious employment, and lower-quality education for students to the cost of intellectual inquiry. And a new report from the National Endowment for the Humanities finds … READ MORE

EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!

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“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. But hell broke loose right before Christmas. According to Maudlin Mayor Bruce Paisley, the town found itself attacked by meat. “We were all doing our part with masks and social … READ MORE

4 STEPS FOR PUTTING A CURSE ON ENEMIES

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LOS ANGELES, CA – A highly controversial book explaining how to put curses on your enemies is soon to be reprinted. The original book was published in 2013 It tells you how to harness your dark powers in four easy steps! “All you have to do,” says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, “is … READ MORE