Drones Actually Santa’s New Tech Grovers Mill – In the past weeks, the mysterious drones spotted in the skies over New Jersey have sparked countless conspiracy theories. Foreign powers? Aliens? Mass hallucinations? The Weekly World News has learned the truth about these drones, and it will melt even the hardest heart. They are the newest … READ MORE
WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your help.” “If you’re Santa, then I’m the Easter Bunny,” this scribe replied, with casual snark. The voice on the other end of the phone then … READ MORE
He looks 500 years younger! Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long! Now he looks like a fitness model. It turns out he had an extra Peloton bike laying around from last year’s Christmas inventory. So he whimsically started riding it last January. “He hopped on one day while he was binge-watching Bridgerton. … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS EXCLUSIVE! He looks 500 years younger! Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long and now looks like a fitness model. It seems that he had an extra Peloton bike laying around from last year’s Christmas inventory and he whimsically started riding it last January. “He hopped on one day while … READ MORE
Will not affect present delivery! As COVID-19 numbers climb through the winter wave—second or third depending on who you ask—countries across the world are moving back toward lockdowns and closures. There’s one place on the planet, though, that can’t afford to close down: The North Pole. That’s why there were grim faces yesterday when two … READ MORE
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here today as Santa Claus checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic. Santa opted to enter rehab as part of a plea deal for crimes he committed with Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Mr. Claus will need to complete a 90-day sobriety … READ MORE
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NEW ORLEANS, LA – Parents can help a psychologist prove whether Santa Claus really exists by not buying presents for their kids this year!
LONDON – Due to arctic conditions and a massive blizzard – Great Britain has canceled Christmas.
