santa claus Archives

LEONID METEOR SHOWER

December 18, 2022November 17, 2010 by Tap Vann

The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.

December 18, 2022December 25, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.

December 18, 2022November 19, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!

December 18, 2022June 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

December 18, 2022December 18, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

December 18, 2022November 28, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.