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March Madness Gets St. Peter Fired! 

March 26, 2022 by Joe Bigeye

St. Peter, who is also known as the first Pope, was distracted as he was watching the latest St. Peter’s University NCAA basketball game. His job of course is to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags march madness, NCAA tournament, St. Peter, st. Peters

SANTA GOT JACKED?!

December 17, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

He looks 500 years younger!  Old Saint Nick was working out all summer long! Now he looks like a fitness model. It turns out he had an extra Peloton bike … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags jacked, santa claus

GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF!

October 28, 2021October 25, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

HE CLAIMS HE WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS! He’s leaving his new hit show GUTFELD! in the next two weeks, so he can make toys for Christmas!   For years there have … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags christmas, Elf, Greg Gutfeld

NY FOOTBALL GIANTS SIGN A REAL GIANT!

September 10, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

New “woke” NFL rules are now taking effect!  He’s 12’ 8” tall and weighs over 850lbs. Yes the NY Giants finally signed Justin Bunyon, who is a genuine giant. His … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags lions, NFL

DILBERT CARTOONIST IS THE SON OF A GREEK GOD!

July 21, 2021June 10, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

And his mother was a Muse World-famous cartoonist and satirist Scott Adams recently returned from a long trip in Santorini, Greece where he was seen levitating and laughing at almost all of their … READ MORE

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NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN!

May 31, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags Aliens, NY Mets

WWN SPORTS: Teenage Pitcher Throws 151 MPH!

April 30, 2021April 30, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

16-year-old Sidd Finch Jr., the son of the former NY Mets prospect, is the real thing. He’s been spotted working out with rehabbing Mets star pitcher Noah Syndergaard in Port … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Sports Tags fastball, NY Mets, pitcher

THE POPE BANKRUPTS THE VATICAN – AGAIN!

April 20, 2021April 5, 2021 by Joe Bigeye

He’s lost 100’s of Billions trading Bitcoin and Gamestop He may be infallible when it comes to religious doctrine, but Pope Francis has recently been taking on huge day-trading losses. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bankrupt, Papal, Pope Francis, The Pope

DRACULA GOES VEGAN!

December 4, 2020 by Joe Bigeye

AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood for hundreds of years but had a big scare last month. He was immediately admitted … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags bloody mary, dracula, vegan

ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN!

November 13, 2020November 12, 2020 by Joe Bigeye

He’s No Longer “the BEST Golfer Ever“ He had 11 Holes-in-One In His First Round and Still Lost! Three weeks ago, Ginnie-Su Kim, North Korea’s only female professional golfer witnessed … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags golfer, golfing, north korea
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