DRACULA GOES VEGAN!
AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood …
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ONE-ARMED GOLFER BEATS KIM JONG-UN!
He’s No Longer “the BEST Golfer Ever“ He had 11 Holes-in-One In His First Round …
ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE!
New study shows it had THE PRESIDENT at death’s door! Inspires the start of the …
BROOKLYN MAN HASN’T STOPPED DANCING SINCE 1977!
EVER SINCE HE SAW “SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER” HE JUST CAN’T STOP! Mario Ballare, age 54, …