GIMME BACK MY GRUMPY MAILMAN OR HAND ME MY 12-GAUGE! I’m so fired up I just chewed through a tin can and spit out a harmonica solo! The United States Postal Service – you know, the outfit that’s been losing money since the Pony Express filed for bankruptcy. Now they want to deliver your birthday … READ MORE
Drones Actually Santa’s New Tech Grovers Mill – In the past weeks, the mysterious drones spotted in the skies over New Jersey have sparked countless conspiracy theories. Foreign powers? Aliens? Mass hallucinations? The Weekly World News has learned the truth about these drones, and it will melt even the hardest heart. They are the newest … READ MORE
FOOD DELIVERY DRONE STRIKE MAY BECOME COMMON Technology is reshaping the world we live in dramatically, and the food delivery industry, too, is without exception. The rise of food delivery drones has become an increasing source of both innovation and concern. These drones are reshaping the way people used to get their groceries and food … READ MORE
WHEN YOU’RE WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND, BE CAREFUL: YOU’RE BEING WATCHED. As part of a secret defense program started late in the last decade, every snowflake that falls from the sky is now a tiny drone. The program, known as CAST-MASS (Crystalline Solid Transparent Monitoring And Surveillance System), was launched over the holidays. … READ MORE
Congress passed a bill this week allowing the government to fly unmanned spy planes in the U.S.
The Los Angeles Police Department is taking action to stop local real estate agents from using predator drones against each other.
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”