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FLYING WITCHES ARRESTED IN KANSAS

June 22, 2021May 17, 2013 by Frank Lake

Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.

December 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!

June 10, 2011 by Tap Vann

WICHITA, KS – A UFO was spotted over Kansas.

March 13, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.

April 1, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A powerhouse search engine is having a little fun in the spirit of April Fool’s Day!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

September 22, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”