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Bernie Pyle

TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION

February 3, 2022January 28, 2022 by Bernie Pyle

Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics Tags insurrection, presidential election, trump

‘PERSON OF INTEREST’ IN OVER 100 CRIMES RELEASED BECAUSE HE’S SO UNINTERESTING

January 17, 2022 by Bernie Pyle

Dwayne Stafford has an incredible story. Just don’t ask him to tell it.  That’s because Stafford may be the most boring person in the world.  Fortunately for Stafford, that’s been … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags boredom, boring, Person of Interest, uninteresting

TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!

December 30, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, global warming, north pole, teenage space aliens

VOTERS VOTE TO SUPPRESS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE

December 17, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

NO VOTE FOR ME?! The right to vote is widely considered the most essential for a democracy to survive. Tens of thousandsof people in the past have risked their lives … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics Tags democracy, right to vote, Voter suppression

DEATH ROW INMATE SPARED – BECAUSE OF HIS LAST NAME!

December 10, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

A death row inmate scheduled for execution in Tumbleweed, Wyoming had his sentence commuted to life imprisonment. All because of his last name! Judge Horace Parks spared the inmate, Ed … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags Death row, endangered species, inmates

SELF-DRIVING CAR KEEPS DRIVING ITSELF BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER

December 3, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

 It’s common for car owners to have a hard time emotionally letting go of their vehicles. But a St. Louis Missouri man’s self-driving car has flipped the script – it … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags cars, Driverless, self-driving

MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING

November 26, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags divorce, lawyers, new mexico, surgeon

CHEAP-O GENEALOGY SITE TELLS MAN HE’S DESCENDED FROM HIS MOTHER

November 23, 2021November 18, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

A Tennessee man searching for his “roots” went to the discount genealogy website WhoMe?.com only to be informed that he was descended from his mother. “I already figured that out,” … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags cheap, geneaology, genes

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