TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION
Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 … READ MORE
Bernie Pyle
‘PERSON OF INTEREST’ IN OVER 100 CRIMES RELEASED BECAUSE HE’S SO UNINTERESTING
Dwayne Stafford has an incredible story. Just don’t ask him to tell it. That’s because Stafford may be the most boring person in the world. Fortunately for Stafford, that’s been … READ MORE
TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!
THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it … READ MORE
VOTERS VOTE TO SUPPRESS THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE
NO VOTE FOR ME?! The right to vote is widely considered the most essential for a democracy to survive. Tens of thousandsof people in the past have risked their lives … READ MORE
DEATH ROW INMATE SPARED – BECAUSE OF HIS LAST NAME!
A death row inmate scheduled for execution in Tumbleweed, Wyoming had his sentence commuted to life imprisonment. All because of his last name! Judge Horace Parks spared the inmate, Ed … READ MORE
SELF-DRIVING CAR KEEPS DRIVING ITSELF BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL OWNER
It’s common for car owners to have a hard time emotionally letting go of their vehicles. But a St. Louis Missouri man’s self-driving car has flipped the script – it … READ MORE
MAN GETTING DIVORCED HIRES “THE BEST” LAWYER – THE WOMAN HE’S DIVORCING
A New Mexico surgeon going through a nasty divorce decided he needed the best lawyer he could find – so he’s hired the wife he’s divorcing! “In fifteen years of … READ MORE
CHEAP-O GENEALOGY SITE TELLS MAN HE’S DESCENDED FROM HIS MOTHER
A Tennessee man searching for his “roots” went to the discount genealogy website WhoMe?.com only to be informed that he was descended from his mother. “I already figured that out,” … READ MORE