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TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!

December 30, 2021 by Bernie Pyle

THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, global warming, north pole, teenage space aliens

MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE

December 10, 2019 by Kitty Katzen

NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags crime, north pole

WHITE RAINBOW

December 12, 2011 by Tap Vann

NORTH POLE –   An ominous white rainbow has been hovering over Arctic sky for weeks.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags north pole

NORTH POLE ALASKA

December 18, 2022November 19, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alaska, north pole, santa claus

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bernard madoff, bernie madoff, christmas, elf union, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, norad, norad santa, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers

NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

December 18, 2022December 18, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags christmas, congress, elf union, norm coleman, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers, washington d.c.

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