NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, …
READ MOREMRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE – An ominous white rainbow has been hovering over Arctic sky for weeks.
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
UPDATE: Through a miraculous combination of teamwork and ingenuity, Santa Claus was saved and Christmas proceeded as scheduled.
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.