NORTH POLE – An ominous white rainbow has been hovering over Arctic sky for weeks.
MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, …
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NORTH POLE ALASKA
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN
UPDATE: Through a miraculous combination of teamwork and ingenuity, Santa Claus was saved and Christmas proceeded as scheduled.
NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.