ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

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WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME

NEW YORK –  The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention.  The U.N. has convened to discuss.

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MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!

LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.

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RICK SANCHEZ TO FIGHT JON STEWART IN VEGAS

LAS VEGAS –  Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match.  Stewart has accepted.

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PIERS MORGAN BEATS OUT ED ANGER TO REPLACE LARRY KING

NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!

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NEW NBC SITCOM: DR. LAURA'S FRIENDS

HOLLYWOOD – Dr. Laura has inked a deal for a new NBC sitcom. She’s starring with her black friend and her gay friend.

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