LOS ANGELES – Christine O’Donnell, walked on on her interview on Piers Morgan Tonight – then went home, boiled some newt and put a spell on Piers!
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ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
NANCY GRACE GOES ON HUNGER STRIKE
ATLANTA – Nancy Grace announced she is going on hunger strike until Casey Anthony admits her guilt.
WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME
NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.
MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.
RICK SANCHEZ TO FIGHT JON STEWART IN VEGAS
LAS VEGAS – Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match. Stewart has accepted.
PIERS MORGAN BEATS OUT ED ANGER TO REPLACE LARRY KING
NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!