HOLLYWOOD – Dr. Laura has inked a deal for a new NBC sitcom. She’s starring with her black friend and her gay friend.
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BOZO THE PRESS SECRETARY
WASHINGTON – Following the advice of Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL), President Obama fired Robert Gibbs and hired… Bozo.
ALIEN TELLS LARRY KING TO LEAVE CNN
BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.
OBAMA MOM JEANS
ST. LOUIS, MO -After President Obama’s first pitch at an All-Stars baseball game, citizens were up in arms over… his jeans?
MISSING WOMAN LAY DEAD IN HOME FOR 7 YEARS
OAKLAND, CA – An elderly woman who had been missing for seven years was found dead in her own home!
LAKE JOCASSEE’S UNDERWATER HOTEL
SALEM, SC – Video has been released of divers exploring the remains of a hotel deep beneath the man-made Lake Jocassee.
SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.
VIDEO – ALIEN BELIEVERS AMONG US
CNN’s Miles O’Brien speaks with credible citizens who have seen UFOs.