REINCARNATED WWII FIGHTER PILOT
BATON ROUGE, LA – A Louisiana couple have written a book defending their belief that their son was a World War II fighter pilot in a past life.
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STEROID SCANDAL HITS GOLF CADDIES
PALM BEACH, FL – On the eve of the season’s first major, another steroid scandal has rocked sports. This time: golf. But not the actual players on tour.
WOLVERINE MOVIE PLOT REVEALED
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Wolverine movie has leaked onto the internet. Weekly World News has a recap of the plot, including the surprise twists. Spoilers ahead!
UPDATE: NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
UPDATE – Several priests from around the country are voicing their skepticism at Obama converting to Catholicism for 24 hours.
NOTRE DAME SCANDAL
NOTRE DAME, IN -Notre Dame is under fire for inviting Barack Obama to give their commencement speech this year.
ED ANGER SAYS: GLENN BECK IS CRAZIER THAN I AM!
I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!
ED ANGER SAYS: WORST INAUGURATION EVER!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.
BARBARA HERSHEY GUILTY OF WITCHCRAFT?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Academy Award-nominated actress Barbara Hershey has been accused of practicing witchcraft, and she is not taking it lying down.
BISHOP GENE ROBINSON GOES ALL OUT
CONCORD, NH – An openly gay bishop has been selected to give the first invocation of President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration, and he is going to do it loudly and proudly!
MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!