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BIGFOOT SNAGS A BRIDESMAID
GAULEY, WV – At a wedding reception near the Cranberry River, Bigfoot busted in and grabbed one of the bridesmaids.
FIREMAN TAKES ON CHICAGO RIVER MONSTER
Chicago, IL — Last night a brave South Side fireman took on the Chicago River Monster, who had been dormant for the last fifty-seven years.
KENDRA SEX TAPE
LOS ANGELES, CA – A reality star is fighting a legal battle to keep her past hidden!
SHAVING RELATED ACCIDENT
KEY WEST, FL – A woman in Florida took multitasking to a whole new level. A two car crash was the result!
WHO SHOULD BE FROZEN?
BOCA RATON, FL – WWN correspondent, Dallas Commagreens, brings to the table the issue of which former or present athlete should be frozen for future generations to study!
CHENEY MEMOIRS
Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
NIALL OF THE NINE HOSTAGES
BOSTON, MA – It has been discovered that Professor Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. James Crowley share an old Irish king as their ancestor!
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.