GM Hybrid Powered by Fairy Dust and Unicorn Tears
The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”
Investment Bankers Flood into Mexico & Canada
Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security
Rangel and Fatfoot Square Off Over Doughnut
Fatfoot and Charlie Rangel were spotted fighting in a Dunkin Donuts in Washington Heights
Dwarf Vampires
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
Race of Straw People Living in Kansas
“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”
Rove's Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence
Baby Parts Lake Michigan
A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them