LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
WASHINGTON, DC – Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”
TEXAS – A reservoir in West Texas turned blood-red in recent weeks. Does this mean the end of the world?
WWN presents the true story of Bat Boy in a series excerpted from the hit book, Going Mutant: The Bat Boy Exposed!
LOS ANGELES – WWN reporters have confirmed that Miley Cyrus has a new set of breast implants.
NAGPUR, INDIA – A high school student in central India was crowned the world’s shortest woman by Guinness World Records.
LAS VEGAS – Multiple sources say that Jason Tarwick has asked Britney to marry him. She said yes!