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Month: December 2011
NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
TITANIC TO SAIL AGAIN IN 2012
The Titanic sunk on April 15, 1912. On the one hundred year anniversary… the fateful voyage will be repeated.
ARNOLD AND MARIA BACK TOGETHER
LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver called off their divorce on Christmas day. They’re still in love!
KATY PERRY DUMPS RUSSELL BRAND
Looks like it wasn’t a happy Christmas for Russell Brand. Katy Perry wants out of their marriage.
WAITUHI UFO
WAITUHI, NEW ZEALAND – Numerous witnesses saw mysterious lights over the weekend. Experts have identified them as alien ships from Planet Zeeba.
BOB MARLEY UNIVERSITY OPENS IN JAMAICA!
KINGSTON, JAMAICA – Bob Marley University officially opened last weekend. Already it’s being called “The Harvard of the Caribbean.”