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KIM JONG-iI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!

December 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.

October 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!

May 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!

April 30, 2024November 20, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!