PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – State media declared last night that Kim Jong-il is dead… killed by the hands of Chuck Norris.
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GADDAFI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!
OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!
ED ANGER SAYS: "TAKE THAT, OBAMA!"
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a busted bullhorn! I’ve heard about that affirmative action stuff but this is crazy!