WORCESTER, MA – A cat was born with two faces!
Angry Gators protest on Wall Street
DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.
HOLLYWOOD – A new plastic surgery procedure is all the rage in Hollywood. Women are getting a uniboob!
The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!
DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND – Genetic Scientists have confirmed that the last redhead will be born in 2015!
NEW YORK – The Charging Bull of Wall Street mysteriously collapsed over the weekend. What could this mean?
GALWAY, IRELAND – A man who died had “spontaneously combusted” in his home.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!