WORCESTER, MA – A cat was born with two faces!
Month: September 2011
OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD
DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.
THE UNIBOOB
HOLLYWOOD – A new plastic surgery procedure is all the rage in Hollywood. Women are getting a uniboob!
BAT BOY PLUSHIE HOTTEST TOY THIS X-MAS!!!!
The Bat Boy backpack Plushie has been named one of the must-have toys for kids this Christmas by this year’s Consumer Report!
RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS
DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.
REDHEADS GOING EXTINCT!
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND – Genetic Scientists have confirmed that the last redhead will be born in 2015!
WALL STREET BULL COLLAPSES
NEW YORK – The Charging Bull of Wall Street mysteriously collapsed over the weekend. What could this mean?
WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!