WASHINGTON – For the first time in history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
Month: August 2011
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.
AL GORE CALLS FOR REVOLUTION
Al Gore went on Countdown with Keith Olbermann and called for a non-violent revolution – an American Spring!
NOTRE DAME #1 IN PRESEASON RANKINGS
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
JERSEY SHORE PREMIERE – MOST WATCHED SHOW EVER!
The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.
BUY YOUR OWN UFO!
NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing thousands of goats in Russia.
FORBES COLLEGE RANKINGS: UNJ is #1
NEW YORK – Forbes released its list of the best colleges in America. The University of New Jersey is #1.
