March 2011

MILLIONS OF DEAD SARDINES

March 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

REDONDO BEACH – Millions of dead sardines washed up in a marina. Authorities have confirmed that the fish were killed by aliens.

March 9, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.

March 8, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – Charlie Sheen has some free time – and he’s going to fill it by playing with Barbies!

March 8, 2011 by Tap Vann

ROMANIA – A 23-year-old has become the world’s youngest grandmother!

June 15, 2021March 8, 2011 by Tap Vann

SANTA ROSA – A 12,000-year-old tackle for fishing was found in Southern California.

March 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!

March 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

HAWAII – The Kilauea Volcano erupted on Sunday shooting up to 365 feet in the air.

March 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

NASA discovers alien life on meteorite!!

March 6, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.

March 6, 2011 by Tap Vann

SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.