NEW JERSEY – Horny young men with no ambition fear for their survival with news of the extinction of the eastern cougar.
Month: March 2011
GOBLIN SHARK
JAPAN – The Goblin Shark is terrorizing citizens of Japan, having killed over thirty people this week.
POPE: JEWS DID NOT KILL JESUS
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has exonerated the Jews for killing Jesus. They had nothing to do with the death of Jesus Christ. Aliens did it!
BRITISH UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain released its X files on Thursday – more than 8,000 pages of reports of UFO sightings and close encounters of the third kind.
