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HALF-SARDINE, HALF-HUMAN FREAK FOUND FLOPPING OFF OREGON COAST!

April 10, 2025 by Frank Lake

PACIFIC OCEAN, OREGON – April 10, 2025. Fishermen off the coast of Oregon are reeling in more than they bargained for. They netted a bizarre creature. This catch has got scientists baffled and conspiracy theorists buzzing: a half-sardine, half-human hybrid that’s being dubbed “The Sardine Sapiens”! The shocking discovery happened last Tuesday, A grizzled fisherman … READ MORE

MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN

December 5, 2019 by Marge Floori

LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened a can of sardines and found a tiny, living 4-inch mermaid packed among her scaly cousins. “I couldn’t believe my eyes,” says Jens Grootenboer, who works at the cannery in Aveldad, Denmark where the mysterious mermaid was apparently packed. “It … READ MORE

MILLIONS OF DEAD SARDINES

March 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

REDONDO BEACH – Millions of dead sardines washed up in a marina. Authorities have confirmed that the fish were killed by aliens.