WASHINGTON – U.S. to develop giant reflective cones to keep the sun up 24/7.
Month: March 2011
EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING
WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
JAPANESE TSUNAMI
The biggest earthquake to hit Japan since records began hit the country’s northeast coast today, triggering a 32-foot tsunami.
