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ABE LINCOLN WAS OBSESSED WITH MAYONNAISE!
New study shows it had THE PRESIDENT at death’s door! Inspires the start of the MAYO CLINIC Groundbreaking new research reveals that Lincoln’s arteries were so clogged with cholesterol he probably would’ve died soon after his fateful night at the theatre on April 14, 1865. Apparently, Honest Abe had been eating mayonnaise with almost every meal … READ MORE