MIAMI, FL – The king has spoken!
Month: July 2010
BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND
BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
JUDGE THROWS TARBALLS AT LOHAN
LOS ANGELES – Judge Marsha Revel threw tarballs at Lindsay Lohan’s while sentencing her to jail.
CRISTIANO RONALDO FATHERS CHILD
PORTUGAL – Despite his World Cup being over, one soccer superstar is still making headlines!
JUSTIN BIEBER PRANKED
NEW YORK, NY – Justin Bieber mania knows no bounds and is filtering into every corner of the globe!