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HOLLYWOOD – Perez Hilton, 2.0 – the softer, kinder version – has opened a stuffed animal zoo.
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ZSA ZSA GABOR PREGNANT
LOS ANGELES – 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor is pregnant with Prince Frederic von Anhalt’s baby.
WORLD'S FATTEST GIRAFFE
TANZANIA – The World’s Fattest Giraffe was caught on camera yesterday!
LINDSAY LOHAN SHOOTING UP
HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!
MARY-KATE OLSEN IS OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD
NEW YORK, NY – Mary-Kate Olsen, tired of being a celebrity, is heading off to Oz to find the Wizard.
EVA MENDES S.EX. TAPE
NEW YORK, NY – Another celebrity has come out with a sex tape – but it’s not what you think!
JUDGE THROWS TARBALLS AT LOHAN
LOS ANGELES – Judge Marsha Revel threw tarballs at Lindsay Lohan’s while sentencing her to jail.
MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
PARIS HILTON FINDS NEW LOVE
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.