BATON ROUGE, LA – A Louisiana couple have written a book defending their belief that their son was a World War II fighter pilot in a past life.
Month: June 2009
HOW TO TALK TO THE DEAD
Millions of people talk to the dead every day – and so can you with these three easy steps!
OBAMA PROMISES 600,000 JOBS
WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview Monday, President Barack Obama restated his promise to create 600,000 new jobs by the end of summer.
CHINA’S ELEPHANT MAN
BEIJING – Huang Chuncai was born with an extreme case of neurofibromatosis, leading to his nickname “Chinese Elephant Man”. Do not read if you are squeamish.
TONY AWARDS 2009 WINNERS
Greetings Sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador of all things epicurean, Mygar. Once again it falls upon me to relay news of the artistic world, this time the Tony Awards.
ED ANGER SAYS: SARAH PALIN IS NOT A CROOK!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: JUNE 8, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!
NENUE FISH COUGHS UP GOLD WATCH
HONOLULU, HI – A Hawaiian resident picnicing on a beach caught a fish with a working watch in its belly!
