NEW YORK, NY – Family pets – through some amazing psychic ability – have trekked hundreds of miles over unfamiliar territory and found their way to their masters.
Month: June 2009
UNKNOWN LIFE FORM IN NORTH CAROLINA SEWER
RALEIGH, NC – A group of alien-like life forms have been filmed growing in a sewer in North Carolina. What are they?
TRACK AND FIELD TO BE RENAMED 'ADULT GYM'
Twenty-five years ago Carl Lewis owned the ’84 Olympics. Actually it might have been ’88, but stay with me.
BERNARD MADOFF'S SENTENCING
NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff was sentenced yesterday for committing the biggest ponzi scheme in history. The courts are insuring he serves as much time as possible.
WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG
PETALUMA, CA – Despite dominance by the Chinese Crested breed, a boxer with an underbite has won the 2009 World’s Ugliest Dog contest!
IRAN'S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
ED ANGER SAYS: I'M NOT DEAD!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!