I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!
Month: June 2009
HOW TO TURN FRIENDS INTO SLAVES
You can make slaves of friends, co-workers, acquaintances – even strangers on the street – with these tips from a leading expert.
MILLION DOLLAR MATTRESS
TEL AVIV – An Israeli woman is searching through landfills after accidentally tossing her mother-in-law’s mattress that contained $1 million life savings!
MICHELLE OBAMA’S LONDON OUTFIT
LONDON – Michelle Obama was in the news again this week for an unusual ensemble she wore to Westminster Abbey with her daughters in London.
YANKEE STADIUM TO CHANGE ANTHEM
NEW YORK, NY – Amidst all the hoopla surrounding the new Yankee Stadium: Is it home run friendly, is it too big,
OUTER SPACE MISSIONARIES
VATICAN CITY – Two dozen Roman Catholic priests have completed a top-secret program preparing them to serve as missionaries – to outer space!
OKLAHOMA MONSTER FISHING
OKLAHOMA CITY, OK – Weekly World News readers sent in this astonishing video of fishing for monsters!
ED ANGER SAYS: MEGAN FOX NEEDS TO SHUT UP!
Seems some movie star named Megan Fox did what Hollywood types do best: bad mouthing the U.S. of A. to a bunch of foreigners!
JON VOIGHT SPEECH
In a speech at a Republican fundraising event, Jon Voight decried Barack Obama as a false prophet. He then declared himself the new savior of America.