CAIRO – Obama’s speech in Cairo was a raging success. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia presented him with a special Keyboard Cat video as congratulations.
Month: June 2009
ED ANGER: OBAMA SHOULD THROW OFF HIS CHAINS
I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
WEEK 4: LSD: Because without it, this would have been just another boring bike race.
LSD: Because without it, this would have been just another boring bike race.
LEANN RIMES ACCUSED OF BEING A STALKER
LOS ANGELES, CA – LeAnn Rimes has been accused of being a stalker by her ex-lover’s wife. This is only the latest in a long list of crimes for the country music starlet.
MAN TASERED BY COPS ESCAPES
TORONTO – A man was videotaped calling upon angels and God to help him escape an “illegal” arrest – and it worked!
5 WEIRD WILLS AND TESTAMENTS
Three nephews rolled dice to decide who would inherit their uncle’s estate. A farmer wrote his will on the fender of his tractor.
JELLYFISH CROP CIRCLE
LONDON – An 600-foot long crop circle in the shape of a jellyfish has appeared at an English farm.
CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”